
A new study conducted jointly by The American Institute for Medical Rhetoric and The British Council for Smashing Good News have concluded that people who ride, contribute, or even, just attend Charity Bike Rides are “Better ” than people who do not.
Both the American and British researchers say that they can indubitably prove, that
people who Take part in charity bike rides
1.) Live longer than those who do not
2.) Are Better Looking than those who do not
3.) Will Earn more income in the next year than those who do not
4.) Have a better sex life than those who do not
5.) Are Nicer than those who do not
6.) Experience overall Happiness and fulfillment
The findings of this 2010 study contradicts the findings of a 1991 study preformed by The Fraternal Brotherhood of American Jerks who’s groundbreaking work, 19 yrs ago concluded that taking part in charity bike rides had adverse effects on a persons well being. When asked for comment, The President of the FBOAJ Bruce Honsby (not to be confused w/ the1986 Grammy Award winning musician Bruce Hornsby) said ” This study is full of crap! Bike Rides Suck and are bad for you, especially ones that are done for charity”
Both Studies where presented to Dr. Jackie St. Croix Chairman of The Council of Wicked Smart Scientists or COWSS.
Dr. St. Croix sides w/ The new 2010 study and he calls into question the validity of the 1991 study he said “they only polled like 3 people and they where all Jerks” he can not believe this study was once considered groundbreaking.
If you have interest in taking Part in a Great Charity Bike Ride Please Visit www.newbabybundles.org click on participate scroll down to bike ride You can Take Part in a family friendly 14.5 mile bike ride along the scenic Cape Cod Canal and better your life 4 eva!